{"product_id":"just-pretend-they-re-all-zombies","title":"“Just Pretend They’re All Zombies!”","description":"A soft, vintage-feel tie-dye tee with a playful zombie-police character front-and-center. The blue marbled dye creates a stormy, worn-in canvas that makes the colorful chibi cop and cheerful “Just pretend they’re all Zombies!” slogan pop. It wears like a laid-back staple — roomy, breathable, and slightly nostalgic — great for relaxed days, casual meetups, or Halloween-adjacent fun without being spooky. The design keeps things lighthearted and cheeky, so it fits into everyday wardrobes for people who love quirky pop-culture art and tongue-in-cheek humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% preshrunk cotton for a smooth, durable base\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz \/ 180 g\/m²) — sturdy but breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit that runs true to size for easy everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems for longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Unique tie-dye pattern means slight color variations; every shirt is one-of-a-kind\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53777843323190,"sku":"18437188152176801620","price":20.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/7522\/4118\/files\/1297541079812012306_2048.jpg?v=1773616557","url":"https:\/\/smoothlilfox.store\/products\/just-pretend-they-re-all-zombies","provider":"Smooth Lil Fox","version":"1.0","type":"link"}