{"product_id":"just-pretend-theyre-all-zombies","title":"\"Just Pretend They're All Zombies!\"","description":"This red tie-dye tee brings playful campy horror to everyday wear. A bright, cartoonish zombie cop sits at the center, pointing with exaggerated drama above the cheeky line “Just pretend they’re all Zombies!” The tie-dye background gives each shirt a lived-in, vintage feel — not too shouty, just a splash of personality. Wear it to comic meetups, Halloween rehearsals, or lazy weekend hangouts when you want to wink at the spooky season without going full costume. Lightweight but sturdy, it moves with you and softens with every wash, becoming more personal over time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% preshrunk cotton for consistent fit and a smooth printing surface\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd²) — breathable yet substantial\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle sleeve and neck hems for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching and maintain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit that runs true to size; slight color variation from the dyeing process\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53777838047542,"sku":"14956710418904082583","price":20.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/7522\/4118\/files\/5201229716466810107_2048.jpg?v=1773616134","url":"https:\/\/smoothlilfox.store\/products\/just-pretend-theyre-all-zombies","provider":"Smooth Lil Fox","version":"1.0","type":"link"}