{"product_id":"where-is-the-slaughterhouse","title":"\"Where is the Slaughterhouse?\"","description":"This colorful tie-dye tee brings a playful, slightly rebellious energy to everyday wear. Soft pastel spirals form a gentle backdrop for a chibi-style pig in a police uniform holding a donut and a megaphone, captioned with a cheeky line beneath. The cotton feel is familiar and comfortable — breathable for warm days and layered looks. Slip it on for a relaxed day out, a laid-back meetup with friends, or anytime you want clothing that sparks smiles and conversation. The vintage-inspired spiral pattern keeps the mood light, while the whimsical illustration adds a quirky, ironic edge that resonates with fans of cute-but-subversive art.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tee suits people who love pastel aesthetics, kawaii\/soft-grunge mashups, and tongue-in-cheek humor. It pairs well with denim, oversized jackets, or cozy loungewear for low-key hangs, conventions, or casual streetwear moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStory: Remember the afternoons you spent trading stickers and zines, laughing at silly cartoons and swapping bold pins on a backpack? This tee slips into that memory — soft, familiar, and a little mischievous. The spiral tie-dye feels like summer breezes and record-store windows. The pig character steals the scene, wink and all, turning everyday errands into tiny moments of delight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLanguage for the audience: For pastelcore and kawaii collectors who like a dash of irony. Wear it to art markets, indie meetups, or when you want an effortless statement piece for chill social nights. The light-dye irregularities make each shirt feel one-of-a-kind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOccasions: casual hangouts, art fairs, fan conventions, relaxed weekend outings, or layered festival looks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% preshrunk cotton for consistent fit and long-lasting print quality\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) — sturdy yet breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle sleeve and neck hems for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the fit\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit that runs true to size; note slight color variations due to tie-dye process\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":53777887854902,"sku":"17503382226069237351","price":20.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":53777887887670,"sku":"65350096754915611454","price":20.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":53777887920438,"sku":"18824752463479182258","price":20.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hazy Rainbow","offer_id":53777887953206,"sku":"21144923943441147575","price":20.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/7522\/4118\/files\/5911995658388565991_2048.jpg?v=1773617462","url":"https:\/\/smoothlilfox.store\/products\/where-is-the-slaughterhouse","provider":"Smooth Lil Fox","version":"1.0","type":"link"}